Colin Singleton prefers Katherine-named women in romantic relationships. Colin is continuously getting dumped by chicks named Katherine. To be accurate, nineteen times. This anagram-happy, washed-up child genius is on some road trip miles from home with ten thousand dollars in his wallet, a violent feral hog on his tail, and an overweight, Judge Judy-loving best pal riding shotgun—but no Katherines. Colin is on a mission to prove The Theorem of Underlying Katherine Predictability, which he claims can forecast the future of any relationship, avenge the Dumpees, and eventually win him the girl. In this ingeniously interwoven comic novel about remaking oneself, love, friendship, and a dead Austro-Hungarian archduke add up to surprise and heart-changing results.